Random thoughts of Miss Kels

thedaddycomplex:

surebeatscleaning:

On dating my daughter…

I LOL’d, like for reals. (I love the subtle threat in #11.)

This is amazing!! #11 is great…

growingbabyjohnson:

Happy Day Mobile Mother’s Day Giveaway!

(Note: this photo is from Crochet Today’s website, and the pattern I am using to crochet this mobile is from Crochet Today’s magazine.)

I wanted to do something for the mothers of tumblr for mother’s day! The prize is a crochet Happy Day Mobile crocheted by me! This does not exclude mothers to be, long time mothers, or girls/ women waiting to TTC. Basically if you’re female, you can enter! Males can too, I just hope they’d give the mobile to a mother or child! If you don’t feel this applies to you, don’t worry! I will make a free for all giveaway in the future. :)

Description: Item very similar to the photo above, but because it’s handmade there are bound to be small differences. I will be using Red Heart Super Saver Yarn and/ or Red Heart Kids Yarn. 

How to enter: By living on this planet because I can ship anywhere. You can enter a total of two times per person. Once by reblogging this post, and once by liking this post.

Rules: 

1. You don’t have to follow me. Following me does nothing.
2. Reblogging more than once disqualifies you. I want to give everyone a fair chance. 
3. Each person can only use one blog to enter. I will keep an eye on everyone and disqualify the blogs of those who break this rule. 
4. This giveaway is intended for mothers, but if you are a male intending to give this as a gift to a mother or your child then feel free to enter. 
5. If you are waiting to have children/ want children someday and your blog doesn’t make that clear I’ll disqualify you because I don’t want this to go to someone who will never use it as a mother, but if I know you are waiting to have children/ want children someday, I will not disqualify you. Message me if you’d like me to make an exception for you, I may!
6. I need your ask box to be open in order to contact you if you win, and you’ll have to trust me with your mailing address if you win. 
7. This giveaway ends Tuesday May 8th at 12pm PDT. The winner, if in the USA, will receive this package Saturday May 12th. I’m not sure when people residing outside the USA would receive it though. Good luck!

If you have any questions, feel free to sent them to my ask box!

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Lol every woman needs this.

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thedaddycomplex:

Every time I reblog a comic about parenting, someone gets bent out of shape about it. If you’re planning on being one of those people, calm down. It’s funny.

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This is the damn truth hahahaha

transientism:

The 12 Laws of Karma
Karmic Painting by Horacio Cardozo

1. THE GREAT LAW - As you sow, so shall you reap. This is also known as the Law of Cause and Effect. Whatever we put out in the Universe is what comes back to us. If what we want is happiness, peace, friendship, love…Then we should BE happy, peaceful, loving, a friend. Negative energy sent out to others will come back to you 10 fold
2. THE LAW OF CREATION - Life doesn’t just HAPPEN, it requires our participation. We are one with the Universe both inside and out. Whatever surrounds us gives us clues to our inner state. BE and DO yourself what you want to have in your life.
3. THE LAW OF HUMILITY - What you refuse to accept, will continue for you. If what we see is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative, then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence.
4. THE LAW OF GROWTH - Wherever you go, there you are. For us to GROW in Spirit it is WE who must change and not the people, places or things around us. The only given we have in our lives is OURSELVES, and that is the only factor we have control over. When we change who and what we are within our heart, our life changes too.
5. THE LAW OF RESPONSIBILITY - Whenever there is something wrong, there is something wrong in me. We mirror what surrounds us and what surrounds us mirrors us: we must take responsibility for what is in our life.
6. THE LAW OF CONNECTION - Even if something we do seems inconsequential, it is very important that it gets done as everything in the Universe is connected. Each step leads to the next step and so forth and so on. Someone must do the initial work to get a job done. Neither the first step nor the last are of greater significance-they were both needed to accomplish the task. Past, Present, Future…they are all connected…
7. THE LAW OF FOCUS - You can’t think of two things at the same time. You should climb up a ladder on step at a time. When you lose your focus you let in insecurities and anger.
8. THE LAW OF GIVING AND HOSPITALITY - If you believe something to be true, then sometime in your life you will be called upon to demonstrate that truth. Here is where we put what we SAY that we have learned into PRACTICE.
9. THE LAW OF HERE AND NOW - Looking back to examine what was prevents us from being totally in the HERE AND NOW. Old thoughts, old patterns of behavior, old dreams…Prevent us from having new ones.
10. THE LAW OF CHANGE - History repeats itself until we learn the lessons that we need to change our path.
11. THE LAW OF PATIENCE AND REWARD - All Rewards require initial toil. Rewards of lasting value require patient and persistent toil. True joy follows doing what we’re suppose to be doing, and waiting for the reward to come in it’s own time.
12. THE LAW OF SIGNIFICANCE AND INSPIRATION - You get back from something whatever you’ve put into it. The value of something is a direct result of the energy and intent that is put into it. Every personal contribution is also a contribution to the Whole. Lack luster contributions have no impact on the Whole or work to diminish it.

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Doesn’t everyone!

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Business Needed To Be Handled And Tammy Handeled It! #nuffsaid.

I crack up everytime I watch this!

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How cute is this!?

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thedaddycomplex:

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Lmao…anyone else relate to this!? Lol

thedaddycomplex:

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Lmao…anyone else relate to this? :)